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OMG!!! BATMAN'S BACK ALL RIGHT! [25 Jul 2009|01:28pm]
I haven't been this excited since Alice In Wonderland was annonoced.

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/2009-7-24-gary-oldman-says-next-batman-movie-shooting-in-2010

Gary Oldman, let it slip that the next Batman installment will begin filming next year.

Which leaves me with so many questions!

Are they gonna take the Riddler approach!?! Does Eddie Murphy actually have a shot? Or will Adrien get a second chance?

Or are they gonna go with the Catwoman into it?
Omg, I vote Rachel McAdams. Her and Christian Bale would be super hot.
Or... and this is way out on a limb, but Evan Rachel Wood. She has this kinda gothy vibe, I think she could do it.


Okay, and in other weird news. This is awful.

http://digg.com/people/Girl_Arrested_for_Swearing_on_9_11_call
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Do Forgive Me [01 Nov 2008|01:59pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Katy Perry playing in my head. ]

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So I don't know if any of you have been on just Livejournal.com today (Nov. 1) and seen how frickin awesome it looks!

(It's all halloweenified.)

I vote it should look like this all year long. ^_^

So Halloween is awesome. I wish I had pictures to post of last nights festivities, but they are all on my friend’s camera. Matt was a wicked awesome vampire and I was a gothic pin up. ^_^
We all watched Monster House, which is the funniest movie in the world to watch when you have a "Rocky Horror Picture Show" commentary to go with it. (Not to mention having WAAAAYYY too much candy in your system.)


But getting back to my pessimistic self... I am officially bummed about the next Final Fantasy. It looks ridiculously dumb. But of course, that's what happens when they tell the guy who directed X-2* to write it!

*a spin off of Final Fantasy 10, where the main character was a warrior/pop star and battled with a frickin microphone. -_- the game was bad.

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I fell in love with Final Fantasy, and I think many others did too, because of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! I fell in love with Cloud, Squall, and Riona... because there was more to them, and it was almost like you were in a movie with them. But it seems like all that passion has taken a side move to the Kingdom Hearts Trilogy and has removed itself from the new games. It's all become about graphics and politics. (WHICH IS WHY FFX11 sucked, and I couldn't even finish it)

And these are the characters we have to look forward to....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_XIII - all information is sourced.

Snow Villiers- "...In the October 2008 issue of Weekly Shonen Jump magazine, it is revealed that he uses a power that is related to the tattoo on his right forearm."

Sera - "she was seen performing a summon using a disc in the trailer"

and 'Lightning' who was made to be the female version of Cloud.
I didn't think Cloud could get anymore hormonal but apparently, I was wrong.

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I’m sorry, I don’t care how pretty you make something look, if it has no substance it’s going to fail. So ‘Lightning’ can look as pretty as he/she wants, but if there’s nothing to the character that is going to outweigh magical tattoo man and the killer DJ, this game is headed straight for the crapper.


Anyway, I wanna play duck hunt, and I'm done with my emo vent,
Peace out.

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Frickin lol. [24 Oct 2008|03:50pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | Radio... not so awesome. ]

This seriously sounds like something out of a comedy sketch.

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"...but when she sentenced an Urbana man for violating the city's noise ordinance, Champaign County Municipal Court Judge Susan J. Fornof-Lippencott had symphonic justice in mind.
The judge offered to reduce 24-year-old Andrew Vactor's $150 fine for playing his stereo too loud to $35 if Vactor agreed to listen to 20 hours of symphonic music."

And he lasted 15 MINUTES!!!
LOL!!!!!!

Dude, come on! It's not like they made you listen to Garth Brooks or something! Take a sleeping pill and deal with it!

You know what though, I think that is an excellent punishment, although I don't think he should have been allowed to get out of it so easily. Think of how often people blare music in their cars, or in public and force everyone else to listen. It's not considerate, and it bothers everyone around them.

I just would have loved to watch him listening to it.



http://www.springfieldnewssun.com/hp/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/10/08/sns100908noise.html

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A lesson for EVERY MAN in the world... except Matt, cause he already figured it out. [26 Sep 2008|08:51pm]
Gentlemen, this is how you kiss a girl.

Take notes.

We see a Justin Timberlake looking to plant one on Jessica Biel.


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Nice setting. Rome is pretty good, but you know, if you don't have a few million to spare, you can always buy a candle.

And what I like to call the magic shot.

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MEN LOOK AT THIS, LOOK WHERE HIS HANDS ARE. NOT ON HER BUTT. OR ON HER BOOBS.
TAKE NOTES.

Notice how hottie Jessica Biel is in complete heaven before she's even kissed by Mr. Sexyback. It's all in presentation and anticipation.

And finally...
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Alright... gentlemen, remember what I have taught you.
I'm out!
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Calling all DJ wannabees???? [17 Sep 2008|07:59pm]
[ music | Nothing, boring people ]

O-m-freakin-g.
No. No. No. No.

DJ Hero is currently in development.

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http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/39775

WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.


And that's all I have to say about that.

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So Freakin BOOOOORRRREEEEDDDD [29 Jul 2008|08:41pm]
[ music | radio. ]

So I have 3 more shifts left at this job.
2.
Which is... mind boggling.

It's weird that I've been here 3 years... and it's all over in 2 shifts.
It's really disgusting how disposable you aer at a part time job, especially when you give your all to do your best.

But it's okay, I'm on to better things.


So one thing that I hate to report, but I've gotta say my peace on this whole Miley Cyrus thing. People Magazine is reporting that there is a possibility of Miley leaving Hannah Montana, which I tell you now, as much as it sucks for those of us who can't stand her, we most likely have another 2 years of Hannah.

Why? Basic Disney math which people are neglecting.

99% of the time Disney Channel shows run for 4 years. That's the way it's always been. The only show recently that has run past the 4 years is Kim Possible, because it's awesome, and the fan out cry was so overwhelming Disney decided to pick it up for one more season.

If a Disney show is successful it will run it's full 4 year term, and considering Miley can still rake in money for Disney Channel, (http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-29-shes-still-got-the-magic-touch) it's not going away any time soon, and quite frankly it would probably be the worst decision Miley could make right now.

She needs to keep her clothes on, stop talking about the Jonas Brothers, stop posting dumb videos on youtube, and for heavens sakes, STOP MAKING FUN OF SELENA!!!

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Things just keep getting weirder. [26 Jul 2008|04:19pm]
[ mood | scared ]

There was just a guy that walked by with a shirt that said...

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Talk about creepy?

He just walked up to me. Turns out it's from http://www.UndergroundHumor.com.
It's a site for funeral gifts.

Oh, how sweet.
I've always wanted Casket Cuff Links.

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Oh, how I wish I was joking.
I know I'm morbid, but this is a littel far.

What do you think?

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You Earned It. [26 Jul 2008|09:42am]
[ mood | sad ]

Randy Pausch has passed away.

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/07/25/obit.pausch/index.html
Image credit goes to Google Image Search.

If you haven't yet, take an hour of your life and watch his lecture on YouTube.

If you don't have the time, here's the brief summary...

Randy was diagnosed with cancer, which then spread and he was given a year to live last year. So he decided to take his perspective on life and give something called 'The Lecture of a Lifetime' or also called 'The Last Lecture'.

In this lecture he addresses how he made his dreams come true, how he helped others have their dreams come true, and how you can do the same.

His dreams include: reaching zero gravity, becoming a Disney Imagineer (<--- SUPER HARD), and becoming Captain Kirk.

He's hilarious and very insightful. Make time to watch this, I know you'll get something out of it.

My prayers and thoughts go out to his family, friends and students.

"Brick walls aren't there to keep us out, they're there to show us how bad we want things."

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Oh My Gaw... [24 Jul 2008|06:46pm]
[ mood | Cofused. ]
[ music | Radio. Bad Radio. ]

MTV films is remaking The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117989391.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

No. No. No. No. No!!!!
No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0!!!!
Please Heavens, stop this madness!!!!!!!!!

How did this even get past the boardroom?
You cannot dupilcate a cult classic. It doesn't work. It's like if they redid Nightmare without Tim Burton or Henry Selick. It's not going to work!!!

If Zac Efron is cast in this movie, I'm checking myself into the psych ward at the hospital.

Who could even be FranknFurter?
Seriously! Are we gonna call John Heder for this one!?!?? Oh Usher could be Brad! No, No, better yet, we should get James Woods so I actaully have a reason to scream a-hole every time I see his face!!!

Why can I see Jessica Simpson as Janet?



But in funny news.

Russia hates Emo Kids.

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http://www.nme.com/news/my-chemical-romance/38392

"Legislation is currenting being formulated in Russia to heavily regulate emo websites and ban emo and goth dress style in schools and government buildings.

The new laws are apparently being driven by fears that these "dangerous teen trends" encourage depression and suicide."

Omg, is anyone else loling right now?

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Here Comes The Bride [19 Jul 2008|09:06am]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | again.... i kissed a girl, and I liked it. ]

Allie, all I can say is lol.


I found Bob Joe's wife.

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She even has a family.

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She's only $245.00 ^_^
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=130239205672

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Cause You Had A Bad Day... - Angry Rant [17 Jul 2008|05:17pm]
[ mood | angry ]

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So I am at work, downing Sprite and eating chocolate reministant of Lily's "Smile" video.

I should be at the mall with my best friend who just got back from Calgary. But no. I'm working. Because Kim is a responsible person.

But you know what? I'm not feeling good. I'm loosing my voice. My back is aching. I'm exhausted, and I've been fighting a headache with extra strength IBprofen all day.

And to top it off, my day job boss is like, "I don't know how you do these 13 hour days."

Me either! But I'll tell you one thing, IT SUCKS.

Especially when I show up at work and
a) None of the other part time girls do ANYTHING
or
b) They don't even show up!

So again, I sit here, doing 3 peoples jobs. For the same amount of money I've been paid three years in a row, AND I'M STILL GETTING WALKED OVER.

I don't get it. Maybe people just assume they can get me to do anything because I'm the 'nice girl'. I'm the one who doesn't ditch work to get drunk.

I'm also a little frustrated cause I have to go see some extended family tommorow. They extended family that still thinks of Matt as 'the boyfriend' and the family to blame for my sinical wedding rant.

Again, time I should be with my best friend! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anyway, I'm sure I'll feel better after I've blown up some people on Xtreme Jak Racing tonight. Yay...

Until then I will look at this picture.

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Too freakin funny. Almost as funny as...

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You know you're laughing inside.



Anyway... Allie.. if you read this, do you know who this is?

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I was looking through my photobucket and this person was in it. I've never posted him in my blog. Did you ever have an weekly obsession with him or something?

lol... good times.

Anyway, I'm going to drown myself in Popcap games for the rest of the night and pretend that ringing besides me is nothing but a voice inside my head.

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Ode to Youtube. [12 Jul 2008|10:27am]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | praying 'i kissed a girl' will come on, so Rihanna's goat call will be silenced. ]

I've realized this week ghow much I love, love, love youtube. So since I've had no time to post at home, I am forced to post at work. And work has blocked Youtube. :(
So I will post deviantart and google stuff for your enjoyment.

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<3 Marie... so freakin good. I bought her CD after hearing her sing "Say It Right", the whole album is AWESOME. BUY IT!

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Duh du duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh!!!!

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so cool.

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To think I would have never seen this if it wasn't for Youtube.

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lol... now watch me youuuuuu....

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Wh00t! Bravener's cinnomon buns!

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Links:
http://inuyasha-queen.deviantart.com/art/Charlie-The-Unicorn-Converses-59682106
http://darthiawolf.deviantart.com/art/Kelly-Shoes-STAMP-74642552
http://bexeh.deviantart.com/art/Potter-Puppet-Pals-BOTHER-36689085

Google Image Search @ www.google.ca

In other news...

Pam Anderson calls Jessica Simpson a witch with a b, and a whore, because she eats meat. Apparently, Jessica and I have something in common. That's okay, we can be b&h's together!- http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/06/30/pamela_anderson_calls_jessica_simpson_a_whore.php
Amy Whinehouse can't stop hitting people - http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/amy-winehouse-strikes-again/
Is anyone else vomiting in their mouth right now? http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/07/11/cassies_acknowledges_her_now_defunct_relationship_with_diddy.php

What have we come to?

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I wanna touch the butt! [10 Jul 2008|07:45pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | radio. bad radio. ]

lol... I just found a few pictures I wanted to share with you guys.

Sorry about the little red X's. There's really nothing there. I used imageshack.us because Photobucket has been blocked at work *groans*.
Imageshack does the job but it's a little persnickity.

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You don't really even need to add 'in bed' on that one... lol


Links: http://ryoohki946.deviantart.com/art/Cloudy-O-s-91208497
http://miseryunknown.deviantart.com/art/HE-TOUCHED-THE-BUTT-40728761
http://damocles88.deviantart.com/art/Children-of-Muppets-59998709
http://gamefreakmoooseking.deviantart.com/art/WallE-Demotivational-90556681
http://wolvenphotos.deviantart.com/art/Narnia-wanted-Walle-90197056
http://amenishi.deviantart.com/art/Every-day-Engrish-55439019
http://studioboo.deviantart.com/art/The-Fortune-Cookie-27136493

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauut? [28 Jun 2008|12:31pm]
OMG. THIS IS AMAAAAZING!

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*hallelujah chorus!*


Wikipedia.org has confirmed sources that Little Britain will be coming to the US!

Wiki lists these characters as confirmed to be in the series:

Vicky Pollard

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Daffyd Thomas

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Lou and Andy

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No word on whether these lovely ladies will be back : (

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There also is reported to be a new character based on Madonna’s personal assistant. lol.
There will also be guest appearances by Rachael Harris, Bob Stephenson and Sting.

And guess who is directing.
David Schwimmer.
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Yep. Ross is directing. ^_^ ( I love Ross)
But in all fairness, Schwimmer is a very talented director, and his sense of comedic timing is perfect. I’m sure he’s going to be a fantastic addition to the Little Britain team.

But above all else, guess who is scheduled to become Prime Minista…

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YEP! SEBASTIAN! HE’S BACK!
My favourite gay assistant! EVER!

He is by far, my favourite character ever in a sketch show, well, next to Courtney and The BlockBlister kids from the Amanda Show…

I seriously cried when the last episode of the third series aired, and it looked as if Sebastian was over. : (

But getting back on topic, Little Britain will be picked up by HBO (YES!) And rumor has it George Clooney may even join the cast as the President of the United States.

Oh… I can just see Sebastian now… “Whaaa?”


Omg…. “Careless whisper” just came on the radio…

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Oh, George Michael….

Prime Minista…

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Images: from
google.ca
yahoo.ca
www.littlebritainfans.com
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No sympathy. [27 Jun 2008|03:19pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Kingdom Hearts. ]

What a wonderful thing to wake up to this morning.

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http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/27/verne-troyer-sues-tmz/

I’m sure he’s probably a nice guy and everything… but come on.

First of all, he’s crazy enough to make the tape…
Then he’s crazy enough to keep the tape.
Then he’s stupid enough to have it stolen.
And now he’s freaking out that TMZ showed a 10 second clip of him kissing his girlfriend.

Oh the shock. I had no idea that couples that live together kissed.

And let’s be real here for a minute. Just a few short years ago, you were WHORING yourself, Surreal Life Style. And now you’re freaking out about a sex tape?

Sounds to me like this lawsuit is just another way for Verne to get a fast pay check.

How much money is he actually making right now? Honestly! How much can Mike Myers pay you?

If I were you and had completely tarnished my reputation, and now had a sex tape, I would either sue the pants off of Kevin Blatt cause everything seems to be his fault now, or I would offer a joint business venture.

Verne, you could handle this without suing anyone. It would be good for your image to not go flying off the handle and start a media circus. But if you’re going to sue anyone, don’t go suing TMZ. They could have been A LOT meaner then what they were, and now all you’ve done is increase their page views by suing them. Do you have any idea how hard they are probably laughing right now?

Now their microscope on you is even bigger.

Anyway. I just wish we could all learn from the past and celebrities would just stop videotaping themselves getting nasty. It always ends badly.

In other news.
Lilo’s dad shows up on her movie set, run Lindsay! RUN! - http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/27/daddy-lohan-weasels-his-way-back/
Rihanna got fugged, she looks like a broom in a dress –http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/06/bet_awards_fug_or_fab_rihanna.html
And then she does it again: http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/06/bet_awards_show_fug_rihanna.html


FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE DAY!

Daron Beck (Embedding disabled by request, sorry!)

Go watch it!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VjjQalCvbF0

I love this guy.
And I totally agree with Gene.
Anyway, that’s it I’m out.

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don't worry! be sex! [26 Jun 2008|06:06pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | none. *sign* ]

I was looking back at my entries, and I am so ashamed that I didn't share something with you.

Behold the genius of a little site called engrish.com.

These are real ads, signs, etc. people. Look on the site, there are locations to back them

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^ I actually have seen this one at a chinesey store ^

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Why can i just see fiddy and the game playing this... to the death.

anyway... today has been pretty good. I have been completely mortified at some of the news i've heard, such as the Mini Me sex tape. Have we learned nothing from R. Kelly or Gene Simmons!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

Other then that, here's entertainment news that actually matters.

Miley is about to pull a "cry me a river" on her ex-jonas brother. - http://www.jossip.com/the-miley-cyrus-buzz-machine-20080626/
Amy Whinehouse needs more help. - http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2008/06/amy-prepares-for-a-conjugal-vi.html
The doctor who operated on Kanye West's mother has been arrested... again. - http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-26-what-an-idiot
Tim McGraw is awesome. - http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-25-tim-mcgraw-will-eff-a-bitch-up
Lilo is doing ANOTHER solo. It better be better then 'Bossy'. I'm sorry, Kelis has ruined the term bossy. It should be removed from the English language.- http://pinkisthenewblog.com/home/rumors-swirl-about-lindsay-lohans-new-album/

Other then that Britney Spears bought shoes. But no one cares.
I'm out!

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I'm back! And with capital letters! [25 Jun 2008|10:34am]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | aurora uk. ]

ALRIGHTY! I’M BACK!

I’m sorry for my absence, but sometimes real life has to take over cyber life.

Okay, before go back to normal posting… I just want to bring something to everyone’s attention.

Earlier this year, my best friend Allie and I lost someone very important to us. She was a good friend, and an amazing person. I want to send all my love and support out to her family and friends.

This is tough because this girl was someone who had read this blog from time to time, and I just didn’t feel right posting anything unless I talked about her.

I just want everyone to remember that every moment is a gift. And it’s up to us to choose what we do with that gift. Ellie changed a lot of people, and she will be missed forever.

We miss you Ellie.



…~…~…

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omg.... [02 Apr 2008|07:35pm]
[ mood | amused ]



lol!!!!!! omg...



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this is the post that never/doesn't ends... [20 Mar 2008|11:03am]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | acutally, a movie... about mcdonalds. yuck. ]

remember lamb chop?



when did doesn't become never?



lol!!!! where did the lion come from?!?



i love how that doesn't teach you anything.



oh ya well... i'm not gonna loose my virginity to an electrical cord.


i have no idea how that got into a box.
html is trippy.

anyway... i just found those on youtube. ^_^ loving it!

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kitty ated the grass. [15 Mar 2008|03:50pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | sweeney ^_^ ]



is that not totally awesome?!?!?!?!
i love it.

i'll show you guys my first story when i find it.

it's about swans. ^_^

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